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Sam, 17, super smart yet really dumb at the same time. I consider myself a Slitherclaw. I love Teen Wolf, DW, Sherlock, GoT, Firefly, Star Wars and Star Trek. My unachievable goal in life is to be friends with everyone and to be perfect, the way I see perfection.

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12:38 AM
April 24th, 2014

2000ish:

Iconic

(Source: middlechildswag, via tardinnis)

12:38 AM
April 24th, 2014
12:35 AM
April 24th, 2014
11:13 PM
April 23rd, 2014

thranduils-winter-soldier:

butterflyspock:

before u say anythign rude or offensive just think to urself: would steve rogers say that? if the answer is no, don’t say it 

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(Source: flowerbucky, via supernaturalwholock)

11:11 PM
April 23rd, 2014

sansaofhousestark:

doctorkpepper:

henrycavills:

in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

this is why you guys had the black plague.

(via supernaturalwholock)

9:38 PM
April 23rd, 2014

I am going to start swearing by authors

superwhatlocked:

becca-morley:

thepreciousthing:

thecoffeetragedy:

flippyspoon:

dragonsigma:

"Holy mother of Mary Shelley!"

"What the Tolkien?"

"By Victor Hugo’s spare underpants!"

"Jesus, Mary and Joseph Conrad!"

"Pardon my Molière, but I don’t give a Faulkner."

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Thank you supernatural fandom

(via least-virginy-virgin-ever)

9:32 PM
April 23rd, 2014

least-virginy-virgin-ever:

eoliveson:

Annnnd this belongs on here for reasons.

Thank you Loonette

(Source: theyellowbrickroad)

9:26 PM
April 23rd, 2014
phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur
I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?
It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….pop….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 
That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 


phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur

I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?

It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….pop….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 

That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

(via least-virginy-virgin-ever)

9:21 PM
April 23rd, 2014

woodrw79:

becca-morley:

adventures in school

Back in high school, we had a substitute teacher for our senior lit class.  We had been watching Excalibur the day before and the rest of the class was just going to be the rest of the movie.  The substitute was a small quiet woman who for all I know was on her first substitute assignment of her life.  One of the “jocks” as we called them offered to set-up the TV.  He puts in the movie and sits down.  The sub turns of the lights, hits play and walks to the back of the room.  Suddenly a porno starts playing on the TV, right at the moment of a woman getting blasted in the face with a huge messy load of cum.  The sub’s eyes open wide and with a terrified look she runs to the front and stops the tape.  We were all too stunned to even speak lol

(via least-virginy-virgin-ever)

9:17 PM
April 23rd, 2014
lokis-green-and-golden-queen:

mecto-amorous:

sleepyshibe:

1 sqft of bun

Fun fact: a group of bunnies is called a fluffle.

1 SQFT OF FLUFFLE


lokis-green-and-golden-queen:

mecto-amorous:

sleepyshibe:

1 sqft of bun

Fun fact: a group of bunnies is called a fluffle.

1 SQFT OF FLUFFLE

(Source: furything, via least-virginy-virgin-ever)

9:08 PM
April 23rd, 2014

icestorm1196:

fromthemindofthesuicidal:

stigs-journey:

thegoddamazon:

moniquill:

fitanne:

Some eaiser variations of push ups to help you build the strength to do a traditional one!

I don’t generally reblog ‘fitness’ stuff but gaddamn could I use some more arm strength.

Push-ups are my worst nightmare. I can only do 44 before I pass out on the floor.

"I can only do 44" hahaha omg I can’t even do one.

My record is 20 at once

I’ve done ‘70.’  In quotations because they were shitty push-ups and I didn’t manage to get down the whole way or anything. Though I was on my knuckles.  The most ‘proper’ push-ups I have ever done was 24 in a  row because we were playing the push up game with cards.  

In that game, the cards are placed face down and you have to do as many push ups that are on the card.  Jacks are 11, Queens 12, King’s 13 and Ace’s 14.  However, if someone puts down a number, and the person next to them puts down the same number, they have to do twice the number of push ups.  So…I got the double queen and had to do 24—and this is after my last turn of getting an Ace.  

Also, I was thirteen and the only girl in a group of 8 guys so….I was in a ‘must prove it to them’ sort of mood.  My arms hated me for days.

(via issybird)

9:06 PM
April 23rd, 2014
mutualize:

MUTUALIZES MACBOOK GIVEAWAYAs you all know, i host a lot of giveaways and my last two recently ended. If you want proof that they were legit go here. This macbook was originally going to be given away a few months ago but i changed blogs and kinda forgot about it as i had other giveaways running. I am hoping to make one lucky person happy by giving this away. And I hope this makes 2014 the best year of their life. Our family is pretty well off so none of us need to sell it for money. It was mine for a while and is in great condition and will be reformatted so nothing is on it. :)
Here’s how this will work:
You have to be following me. I am checking who is following, and the winner will be re-drawn if they aren’t following me. I am a quality blog that you’ll love anyway, so dont worry
Likes do not count for anything, only reblogs will count. You can reblog this as many times as you’d like. Do not create any extra blogs. you can also like the post as a bookmark, but likes will not be counted.
Winner will be chosen like as if it were a raffle drawing. And will be contacted via tumblr messages, so make sure that you have that on/open.
You have until May 20th, 2014 (australian date) to reblog this post. A winner will be chosen using a generator and then I will message them. If the winner doesnt reply within a week then I will choose different. I will post their URL on my blog too
This giveaway will be shipped to anywhere in the world, I will be paying for shipping so don’t worry guys. Good luck!
INCLUDED:
MacBook pro
Original box
Charger cable
keyboard cover (blue)
32gb USB stick
Ends on May 20th, 2014 (australian date)
—- REMEMBER, you must follow  ME for your entry to count. —-
.
And also, if you’d like to learn how to make some extra cash by testing out apps on your smartphone, click here and read the post. It will make you happy even if you dont win xx
Good luck and stay lovely!


mutualize:

MUTUALIZES MACBOOK GIVEAWAY

As you all know, i host a lot of giveaways and my last two recently ended. If you want proof that they were legit go here. This macbook was originally going to be given away a few months ago but i changed blogs and kinda forgot about it as i had other giveaways running. I am hoping to make one lucky person happy by giving this away. And I hope this makes 2014 the best year of their life. Our family is pretty well off so none of us need to sell it for money. It was mine for a while and is in great condition and will be reformatted so nothing is on it. :)

Here’s how this will work:

  • You have to be following me. I am checking who is following, and the winner will be re-drawn if they aren’t following me. I am a quality blog that you’ll love anyway, so dont worry
  • Likes do not count for anything, only reblogs will count. You can reblog this as many times as you’d like. Do not create any extra blogs. you can also like the post as a bookmark, but likes will not be counted.
  • Winner will be chosen like as if it were a raffle drawing. And will be contacted via tumblr messages, so make sure that you have that on/open.
  • You have until May 20th, 2014 (australian date) to reblog this post. A winner will be chosen using a generator and then I will message them. If the winner doesnt reply within a week then I will choose different. I will post their URL on my blog too
  • This giveaway will be shipped to anywhere in the world, I will be paying for shipping so don’t worry guys. Good luck!

INCLUDED:

  • MacBook pro
  • Original box
  • Charger cable
  • keyboard cover (blue)
  • 32gb USB stick

Ends on May 20th, 2014 (australian date)

—- REMEMBER, you must follow ME for your entry to count. —-

.

And also, if you’d like to learn how to make some extra cash by testing out apps on your smartphone, click here and read the post. It will make you happy even if you dont win xx

Good luck and stay lovely!

(via issybird)

9:05 PM
April 23rd, 2014

actionables:

splinteredmemories:

vvankinq:

actionables:

I just ate a lot of grapes

I bet the other grapes are upset from the whole ordeal, did they start to wine?

are they starting an upraisin?

NO

(via zoe-zebraa)

9:04 PM
April 23rd, 2014

lilprincesssss:

holy-time-lord-of-gallifrey:

Drake and Josh shaped our generation like I’m 99.99% sure that this show is the reason I’m so sarcastic.

this show is literally my life

(via zoe-zebraa)

9:03 PM
April 23rd, 2014
make me choose
ray holt or charles boyle (asked by laffbending)

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